I promise to save you the last piece of pizza, I promise I won’t be too needy and when you want ‘me’ time I will leave you be. I promise if you want to hang with the boys I will hang with the girls or hang with the boys like the boys. I promise to put the toilet seat up at your house, I promise to give you back scratches or massages when you ask or have had a tough day, I promise to buy/make you food when you’re hungry, I promise I will be the big spoon every now and again, I promise I will never get jealous over nothing or go through your phone, I promise if something is wrong I will tell you and talk not build it up and fight. I promise to keep you in my heart and buy you little gifts when I feel like it, I promise to watch you play video games and sometimes beat you in them, I promise to drink and dance with you and your friends, I promise I will fix whatever makes you uncomfortable, I promise I will never cheat, lie or steal from you. I promise to be generous in the bedroom and not make you do all the work, I promise I will take care of you as you take care of me, I promise to talk to you about everything thats drowning your mind and try understand what you’re going through. I promise to never be selfish unless I need to be, I promise to always watch the shitty shows you want to watch even if I can’t get into them, I promise I will stay by your side and keep all the bad things out, I promise to never fight over nothing because lets face it, everyone fights. I promise to love you forever and always. Always..
AMERICAN GIRLS TAKE NOTE.
I could have written this. Glad to see there is another woman out there who doesn’t understand the female neurotic expectations regarding the toilet seat.
that’s one hell of a woman
